Think about this

Consuming Hours of My Time

My new favorite website: http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

Some samples...

"Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, confused high school student"
OR
"Dear readers,

You will read this a second time just to hear it in my voice.

Sincerely, Morgan Freeman"
OR
"Dear Gangstas,

We'd like our waddle back.

Sincerely, Penguins"